Jessica Hopper
DJ Smurphy is crown princess of Mexico City's DGAF underground dance music menagerie, and most of her songs consist of her singing in a breathy, candied apple voice over slightly bizarre beats. She's an unabashed troll, which is cool because it feels like she's mostly trolling boys. (She even has a song called "Troll Romance.") This song is sparse and sneaky, and I think the lyric "open your mind and brain, I'll be there" is meant to be both sweet AND stalkery. --Julianne Shepherd, staff writer